The top 20 “scary” movies NOT to show your kids
So apparently we scarred our kids for life. Isn’t that awesome? One minute we’re snuggling up on the couch together to watch a movie, and the next minute our kid needs 14 nightlights and refuses to...
View ArticleLove at First Bark
People say you’re a cat person or a dog person. Well, I’m calling b.s. on that. Because I’m not either. I’m both. And when my cat 9-0 passed away three weeks ago, every time I walked into my bedroom I...
View ArticleOh noooo, I think Zoey is super sad at camp!!
Does your kid’s camp post pictures online? So you can get a small glimpse into what they’re doing all day? Zoey’s does. And I know it’s supposed to make me feel good (about the 9 million dollars I...
View ArticleA very serious post about something serious that you need to take seriously
Holy crap. Wait, that’s not enough. HOLY. CRAP. For years we’ve been getting the same email home from the kids’ elementary school. This guy Victor Pacini is coming to the school to talk to the kiddos,...
View ArticleRuh-rohhh, did I scar my daughter by taking her to the Holocaust Memorial Museum
Yayyyy, we’re on a super fun girls’ trip in Washington DC, and I have SO much fun stuff planned!! A tour of the White House, the Air and Space Museum, the Spy Museum, etc etc etc!!! But as we’re...
View ArticleTaking your kids to Washington DC will be as awesome for you as it is for them
There’s a moment when you’ll be walking around Washington DC or driving in a taxi from the airport and you’ll look around and you’ll be like holy crap. THIS. IS. AMAZING. There’s the Washington...
View ArticleAll dolls are scary, but these ones take the cake… knife… and kill you with it
So Zoey and I are pet-sitting for some friends and we found this creepy doll in their toy area and I was like OMG that thing is scary. See? So I jumped on Facebook and showed you guys and then I asked...
View ArticleHow NOT to embarrass your kiddos on the first day of school (with a Back to...
Dear parents, Well well well, here we go again. Back to school. And as exciting as it is to think about someone else taking your bored, fighting, whiny douchenuggets off your hands for seven hours a...
View ArticleIf you ever have to travel and leave your kids, you’re gonna want to read this
You know what sucks? When you have to travel and miss your kiddos. I mean yeah, sure, sometimes it’s nice to get a good night sleep and take an uninterrupted shower and eat a whole meal sitting down...
View ArticleHow my friend is going to fake out her hubby and get a REAL vacation
OMG, you guys, my friends and I just hatched the BEST plan ever. So last night we’re hanging out and one of them (I’ll call her Minnie) mentions she’s taking her family to Disney, so we start giving...
View ArticleThe 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER
The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift...
View ArticleThe 2019 SECOND Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER
What do you do when you have too much to go into one gift guide? You have TWO gift guides!!!! Yup, MORE GIFTS!!!! And lots of them are on sale today so happy shopping. Literally! P.S. I am an Amazon...
View ArticleYou can’t handle the truth!!! Oh wait, maybe you can
Well, well, welllll, as much as I HATE my kids growing up and getting older because it means one day they’re going to leave me and I’m going to be a total basket case, I just discovered ONE reason that...
View ArticleNow presenting the FebruHairy Awards!!!! (sponsored by the Dollar Shave Club)
Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring this blog post #ad Holy crap. I seriously can’t think of two better words to begin this post. So the other day a new sponsor reached out to me, the totally...
View ArticleRise of the Resistance: Tips, Tricks and is this Ride even Worth It
I cheated. Yup. When I heard if we wanted to get on the new Rise of the Resistance Star Wars ride that we would have to get to Hollywood Studios 90-120 minutes before the park even opens, I was like...
View ArticleSpin the bottle and other FUN party games for 10-year-olds!! Not
Ummmm. WTF? So the other night I went to pick Zoey up from an innocent little 5th grade birthday party. As in cute 10 and 11-year-olds. But you’re not going to believe what they were doing when I...
View ArticleSix LITTLE things that can make a BIG difference on your Disney trip
So in case you haven’t noticed, I LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVE one-on-one trips with my kids. Whether it’s a campout in the backyard or a three-day vacation. Giving each other that undivided attention for a good...
View ArticleA letter to every woman who’s ever run to be the President of the United States
Dear every woman who’s ever run to be the President of the United States, So this morning my daughter was sitting at the counter eating her breakfast and do you know what she said? Randomly out of...
View Article8 things you’re probably doing because of the coronavirus
Freaking out every time your kids walk into the house “WASH YOUR HANDS FOR TWENTY SECONDS RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!” which is kinda hilarious because all day long at school they’re...
View ArticleHow to stay home but NOT to turn into that family from The Shining
This sucks. Don’t get me wrong, I know social distancing is super important and saving lives and the Sideburns family will stay home and hunker down because we’re taking this very seriously. But still,...
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