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The Week Junior Official Sweepstakes Rules

*”The Week Junior” SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW...

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Daily Harvest Official Sweepstakes Rules

*”Daily Harvest” SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW...

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I will NOT let my picky eaters dictate what I eat anymore (sponsored by Daily...

“I’ll never be one of those moms who makes separate meals for my kids.” “Fast food is something we’ll only do on occasion.” “I’m going to expose them to all different kinds of food when they’re little,...

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Help, my kiddo has too many activities and we’re going cRaZyYyy!!!!

So here’s a question. How is my kid supposed to go to school, go to activities, get her homework done, AND go to bed at a decent hour? She’s only 12, and it already feels like her life is a rat race....

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When it’s time to stop killing someone with kindness

Dear mean girl, Okay, I tried. For soooo long I’ve tried killing you with kindness like my mom told me to do. I flashed you a big smile every day at school. I said “Hey, how’s it going?” to you by our...

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Junior High: The Ten Rules of Friendship

Dear daughter, I’m gonna be honest with you. Junior high sucks. Yup, I am not going to b.s. you and tell you it’s all hunky dory and a bowlful of rainbow cherries. Basically it’s like walking through...

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Do your kids do this? I hope not

So today when I picked up my daughter from school, she jumped into the car the way she always does and I asked her how school was. “Fine.” This is the same exact answer I get every day. So like always,...

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Daily Harvest Official Sweepstakes Rules 2022

*”Daily Harvest” SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW...

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I’m pretty sure Holden was abducted by aliens (with a Daily Harvest Review...

Are you ever just exhaussssted the second you wake up? And by the time your kids get home from school, you have zero energy and just can’t do it anymore? That was me last Tuesday. By 10am, I was...

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My kids need a little normalcy

On March 13th, it will be two years since our school shut down and the whole world went haywire. I remember that day so well. I thought we would be shutting down for a couple of weeks to protect the...

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At what age (and HOW) to read Harry Potter to your child

So I have a question for you. Have you always wanted to read Harry Potter to your kid? Like have you dreamed about this moment since before your child even existed? Do you worship the ground J.K....

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April Fools’ Day Pranks: 15 HIGHLARIOUS ones to play on your family

Many years ago, it was April Fools’ Day, and in typical procrastinator fashion I was like, “Oh crap, I forgot to plan anything.” But since I’m such a brilyunt person, I came up with a hilarious last...

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Bridgerton: Is it okay to watch it with my twelve-year-old?

Bridgerton. Just the word alone makes me smile. The costumes, the scenery, the characters. And of course, the sex. Eeeks, it makes me blush a little. In the first episode alone, we see two people doing...

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Gobi Heat Sweepstakes Official Rules

*”Gobi Heat” SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW ELIGIBILITY:The...

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Why you should never tell a woman just to breastfeed

Dear person who thinks the moms who are having trouble finding formula should just breastfeed, I hear you. I mean why on earth would a mom NOT take advantage of breastfeeding? Duhh, it’s free. Plus, if...

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Do you have a hubby that doesn’t finish projects around the house? (sponsored...

So I have a question for all the hetero wives out there. Has your husband ever said he’d finish a project in the house and didn’t do it? Or half did it? Or literally went out and bought all the...

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How to eat whatever you want this summer without feeling bad (sponsored by...

WAITRESS: Would you guys like to start off with any chips and guacamole or queso and we have strawberry and peach margaritas tonight?  ME: Yes. WAITRESS: Which one would you like? ME: ALL OF THEM. Yes,...

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Period Underwear: The pros, the cons and everything in between!!

Okay, let’s talk periods. Yup, yup, yup, I’m going there. But I’m not saying a word about my own kiddo because OMG that would be TMI big time and I really prefer she doesn’t disown me for the rest of...

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Atoria’s Family Bakery Sweepstakes Official Rules

*”ATORIA’S” SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW ELIGIBILITY:The...

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Searching for my kids in camp pictures is turning me into a crazy person

I am going INSANE. Like literally, someone needs to strap me into a straight jacket and lock me in a padded cell WITHOUT any internet. And here’s why. This week we sent Zoey to overnight camp, and...

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